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August 23rd, 2007
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend to confirm that
2. the nicer she is…the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks…
4. “99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company.”……………..100% true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
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August 21st, 2007
There are no such thing as a bad hug, only good ones and great ones
Hugs are…
non fattening and they don’t cause cancer or cavities..
all natural with no preservatives, artificial ingredients or Pesticide residue…
easy to care for, they are a completely renewable resource..
non-taxable, fully returnable and energy efficient..
safe in all kinds of weather
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August 18th, 2007
Having a boyfriend makes a girl feel special and all blissful to find herself stationed in the seventh heaven. But there’s another face to this ecstasy and exaltation, which is, feeling the need to have a boyfriend. Having a boyfriend makes any girl feel elated, happy, proud and most of all she feels wanted by some one. Having a boyfriend does not only imply towards going out for dates, romantic movies or candle light dinners. There are different facets to having a boyfriend. It needs a lot of adjustment and understanding to stick to the same guy even after having a monumental fight with him. Moreover, boyfriends though they act as a pillar of strength when their girl friends need a shoulder to lean on but during a crisis even the guys need their girl friends to support them and tell them that they are right.
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August 16th, 2007
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point
system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the snow (+8)
But return with Beer (-5)
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August 8th, 2007
1. love Comes First: Physical love is good, but there has to be genuine spiritual love also in your heart. Your immediate neighbor is your own spouse. So let charity begin at home and set an example by loving your spouse first and foremost. Follow the scripture: “Love thy neighbor as thyself”.
“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person.” - Mignon McLaughlin
2. Narrow the Gulf: Whether it is a love marriage, arranged marriage or forced marriage, differences are bound to arise. Both of you come from different backgrounds, upbringings and environments. You must be ready to overlook the sharp differences, lapses or shortcomings.
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August 6th, 2007
Overtime - If you are in a 9-5 job, and your boyfriend goes to office from 11am-11pm, you have to do Overtime. Meaning, you sleep late, get up early.. make food after you get home (even if you have had the toughest day in your life, first cook his food).
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August 4th, 2007
The following is a true story…
Yesterday I received a phone call from a friend whom I last talked to almost two years ago.
Like other people, I was surprised to hear her voice.
She heard from a mutual friend that I just set up a fitness studio and she wanted to ask me about my new venture and as well as what’s going on in my life.
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August 4th, 2007
Here’s the scenario: Julie, a hardworking secretary, lent money to her good friend Ray; $1300 to be exact. Ray had just moved to a new town and claimed that he needed two new suits: one for an upcoming wedding and one to wear on job interviews. Ray lived in a beautiful penthouse.
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August 4th, 2007
“Divorced, Split up, Single? Five Massive Reasons Why You Should Be dating Online!” Announcing five massive reasons why single men should use online dating! How to meet more women than you could possible have time to date.
Let’s look at the reasons…
Massive Reason #1. Convenience!
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August 2nd, 2007
Guy chicks: Like extreme sports, can kick your ass.
Dingbats: Not too bright, dingy.
Teenie bopper: Late teens but all into the teen scene.
Party girl: Fine as long as you don’t try to get her into any relationship.
Romantic (the lover): KNOW that she’s going to fall in love very deeply with you.
Controller: Type A and very insecure.
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